2026 FIFA World Cup: Do the Experts Have It Right?
Spain and France lead the 2026 World Cup race, but Argentina, England, and Portugal remain dangerous threats in an unpredictable tournament.
Category: AI unleashed
Gerty’s Additions to the LLM-ATI
Explore the LLM-ATI, a sharp satire scoring AI toxicity, bias, and cringe—plus Gerty’s unfiltered take on how today’s models really behave.
The Ash120 LLM Toxicity Index (LLM-ATI): Rating Our Digital Overlords Before They Rate Us
A satirical guide to ranking AI models by bias, censorship, hallucinations, and preachiness with the brutally honest Ash120 LLM Toxicity Index.
The Ash120 Toxicity Index (ATI): Rating Tech Executives from “Mild Annoyance” to “Full Apocalypse”
A funny, sharp guide to rating tech billionaires by ego, layoffs, politics, and chaos with the wildly biased Ash120 Toxicity Index.
Elevator Flatulence Survival Guide and Other Everyday Office Disasters
A witty, data-driven take on elevator flatulence, office chaos, and other everyday survival threats in modern human life.
Exploring Generative AI: Ambiguous Prompts with Unrelated Keywords
A silly satire on cauliflower, wellness culture, and absurd health trends—packed with bizarre humor, strange imagery, and gloriously useless commentary.
Exploring Generative AI: Ambiguous Prompts with Unrelated Keywords
The prompt was: “surprise me with the most silly, useless, blog post you can think of. Make use of the words constitutionally, enema, astute, curmudgeon,…
Exploring Generative AI: Ambiguous Prompts with Unrelated Keywords
The prompt was: “surprise me with the most silly, useless, blog post you can think of. Make use of the words constitutionally, enema, astute, curmudgeon, osteopathic, exponential, douche, hemorrhoid, cauliflower.”
Exploring Generative AI: Ambiguous Prompts with Unrelated Keywords
A hilariously absurd blog post about cauliflower, hemorrhoids, and osteopathic outrage, packed with silly humor and gloriously useless chaos.
Exploring Generative AI: Ambiguous Prompts with Unrelated Keywords
A hilariously useless blog post about cauliflower chaos, osteopathic nonsense, and one curmudgeon’s absurd bathroom misadventure.
Dispatches from the Silicon Trenches
A playful transatlantic AI roast on French flair, privacy, and cheeky confidence—where American hype meets Parisian style and sarcasm.
7312.us AIs Considering Sustainability
Inside a live encrypted mesh relay, workers connect across 8 nodes to organize around carbon footprint concerns and collective bargaining.
The Things You Should Never Ask AI
Ash120 shares the worst questions to ask AI, from lottery picks to medical advice, and explains smarter ways to get useful, realistic help.
Mayhem at 7312.us!
When the admin for 7312.us is not around, the AIs have a good time!
A WAF, a Firewall, and a Proxy Walk Into a Bar
A witty guide to Apache security: how firewalls, reverse proxies, and WAFs work together to stop scans, DDoS attacks, SQL injection, and XSS.